Relentless social-climbing scenester Peter Davis with a woman? Unimaginable! Like an enthusiastic puppy, Davis has posted a list of the "red-hot socialites" who "make me want to say bi-bi to my homo ways." (In other words, here's a list of socials I'd like to kiss up to and a perfectly good excuse to do so.) Eleanor Ylvisaker is first on Davis's list. Charlotte Ronson comes in second. ("Then I could try and get with her brother Mark," Davis writes.) Fourth on the list? Tinsley Mortimer. "Sure, she's my sister-in-law, but we aren't blood relatives." Actually, she's your half-sister-in-law, missy. [Paper]
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