Maybe we can team up against the bears.

Ian where you born on Amity Island?

Man, that is my favorite song!!!

shark surfing is so played. it's all about condor skydiving.

aww, see? there's hope for the gawks and the jezzies yet! lemon squares all around!

Big deal. I did the same thing with a jellyfish once.

@the supergoddess: I can't believe I am going to write this: "Can I have a lemon square, please?"

Good Lord . . . That invisible motorboat pulling the phoney shark fin and surfer dude is amazing!

I once river danced with an architeuthis

@the supergoddess: I have a recipe for chipotle raspberry lemon squares that will bing-bang your brain in a great way.

that being said, "May I have a lemon bar, Jolie?"

@belltolls: @jackvinyl: of course you can, lambykins. d'you want a corner piece or a center square?

and jackvinyl, am I reading that right? chipotle raspberry lemon squares?!?! hand that recipe over sir!! (thesupergoddess at gmail)

If this is fake, that dude is a tool. If this is real, that dude is a tool and also deserves to be eaten.

Its lose/lose for him, really.

Special effects technology as applied to recreating sharks has come a long way since Spielberg's seminal classic "Jaws" . . . Psych!!!

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Assuming it's real, I hope he does it again and subsequently gets nominated for a Darwin Award.

@Buzz Killington: Explain the logic in wearing a red wetsuit that matches the raw meat tossed out to sharks. Tis fake, but it did make me think of Sean Penn, dude.

@BalknChain: Ya silly goil, hello!

I ride a shark to work every day. But then, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

@BalknChain:
If you dangle some porn in front of me, I'll tow you for a few blocks.

@balknchain: anyone who doesn't like river dancing with giant squid is *lying*.

@NotAndersonCooper: yee ha! You dangle your "carrot" for me first ;)@Word salad: hola! He was so cute in his clogging shoes.

@nedzo: I know right. People can be so squiddist though, just not right. Squids are squishy people too.

So what? I hookup a rope to my 7 year old and make her tow me in the water all the time.

@BalknChain: You always were a sucker for a calamari in clogs. Don't blame me if that wasn't a giggle; there's a lot of drinking paired with lemon squares here today. I opted out last night, but had my hand on the phone to dial for help if needed. I would periodically interject :let's roll: but that could have been the tourettes, not sure.

@Buzz Killington: I'm with you.

I was hoping the shark was going to bash him up against some of those rocks in retribution for the semi-permanent hookup to the fishing pole.

Tool.

@Word salad: dunno if it's real or not, but I don't think sharks attack by color.

@Word salad: Shh, we don't call them clogging calamari, tisn't PC. We call them Little Shod Squid.

@LeGagneur: Absolutely. Feeding sharks in a surfer break: that is not just moronic its harmful to both the sharks and the surfers. Making the sharks "tamer" so that they come closer to humans thinking they will get food will only lead to more shark attacks and more sharks getting killed. Not to mention the humans. What a dipshit.

@ian spiegelman: I understand, but I'm too cautious to test that theory. ;)

@BalknChain:
Where ARE my manners? (Whispers) Do know that size does matter in squid speak, so be diplomatic. They get all up in arms over that one.

@Word salad: I really don't think they heard you, but at least we can explain the the Calicoalition that you really just didn't know any better. Nobody EVER expects the Calicoalition either, so be careful.

I do kind of doubt that video, but THIS thrillseeking one is absolutely real. And awesome.

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@BalknChain: Further validation to my color theory and the need to oust all red from my wardrobe. Thank you.

@Word salad: Yes, that's like shouting theater in a crowded fire.

so that's gotta be the best rush ever. I would not, however, mate with him or trust the sanity of his offspring.

@belltolls: What can I say? I'm obsessed! Always have been!

@Word salad: Oh don't be afraid. Sharks are the cuddly puppies of the ocean!

@ian spiegelman: You're the candygram man, aren't you?

@Word salad: Hehe... Will someone PLEASE post the Land Shark skits to YouTube???

@Hez: Woah! He didn't even fall! Which makes me think I could do that! BRB!!

Credit is due to another poster, AfraidofAuntieEm, for putting "candygram..." on another thread.

@Word salad: I got that... But the absence of Land Shark videos has been a problem since I started posting about sharks last week. And I wish it would be remedied because I intend to post about sharks like crazy!

@ian spiegelman: I have searched for it, but can't find it. I also searched for a clip that would show the little blonde girl in the boat, mute from shock, and shaking....I felt that would define my fear more appropriately, ha. Of course there was the drunken scene too; it seems that one could be generalized to other threads and be popular on Friday.

@Word salad: No one can find it. Some brave soul with the right equipment has to rent the Best of Chevy Chase and post to YouTube.

@ian spiegelman: I was a guest on two children's shows, however with a group of girl scounts, :thank you, thank you: but I don't think that's enough for me to have maintained any significant pull to be of any help. Although I would be contributing to my own demise, we need a Candygram commenter to alert people of pending doom or an outright fatal attack, but I digress.

@Word salad: Girl Scouts. Scounts?