Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Doomed Comprised of Too Old to Really be Making Action Movies Anymore Like Rocky, Rambo and the Governator.

I'm sooooooooo excited for this movie!! god, that indy is a sub's dream. I plan to squeal like a schoolgirl every time I hear the crack of that whip!

Shia kinda reminds me of the leather motorcycle guy in the Village People. Is this really supposed to help his career?

@the supergoddess: I will only go if you are and you pack lemon bars.

@Priam: *snorts, then rolls with laughter*

@BalknChain: it's a date - we can go balk stalking after the movie!

Yes! Marion!

A Soviet villain, Spiegelman. They sure do like you.

Shia LeBouf better pull in girls as the studio hopes, because I avoid anything he's in like the plague.

@BalknChain: Don't include the Governator! When he's done being Governor, back to movies it is. I'm waiting for the one where he plays a governor that has no choice to save an out-of-control train full of passengers because bears have taken it over (that's right Bears on a Train). FEMA is called in but does nothing. So the Governator has to do take care things himself. A line in the movie, just as he kills the last bear, will definitely be "Fillibust this!" Now wouldn't you see that?

@LoveHandles:hmm, maybe. I would definately go see one where he talks to the animals in an effort to help reoxiginate Mars because some rogue kindergarteners gained control of the great air creator and kidnapped his twin demanding a ransome of a Turboman doll.

@the supergoddess: Take me with you. I want to Balk-stalk, like a grownup lady version of "The World of Henry Orient". With lemon bars.

And I feel compelled to confess that I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie, or have wanted to. There. I said it.

@the supergoddess: You had me at Balk-stalking.@SarahHeartburn: yes, do join us

YES.

@rosaluxembourgeoise: And I loved Indy when he just hated Nazis... Now he hates dirty pinko commies too!

@SarahHeartburn: @BalknChain: poor balk must spend a fortune on personal security.

sarah, as a girl who's never seen star wars and really has no interest in doing so I won't try too hard to change your mind, but indy is really pretty great. like, balk great.

@OhhYeah: Hasn't aged a day!

Also, I wonder if Elsa is still falling down that bottomless pit.

@the supergoddess: Sounds like I might need to try some of these famous lemon bars! Do you make lemon cake too? HUGE fan here. Add blueberries and I'm moving in. I don't require much space... can you fit me in the Glitter Cabinet?
@SarahHeartburn: I just watched The World of Henry Orient the other night! Angela Lansbury's costumes were SUBLIME! Harrison Ford is still aging quite sexily, just like my beloved Peter Sellers. And the original Raiders movies were just pure escapist fun - I think you would really enjoy! (Although I really want to see the next one, Indiana Jones and The Homemade Gravity Bong. Apparently they rehearsed a lot for that one in Harrison's trailer!)

@Richard: richard, would you like to come too? when we're done with balk we can scamper up to the UES to lie in wait at le bilboquet for miss tinsley!

@Hez: lordamercy, I haven't made a lemon cake in years - but sure! I can whip one up if it means I get to enjoy the company of you and your collection of bikinis!

@ian spiegelman:
As much as I hate (love) to bicker with you, I understand that in this instance it's a love-hate relationship with the Soviet villain.

@rosaluxembourgeoise: That could be hot...

It's official, I can love Harrison Ford again.

And for some reason, I am mysteriously craving lemon bars...

@the supergoddess: My darling, I am in the most exquisite mood this fine sunny day and would be more than happy to have a bikini trying-on party with you.

A. Nice to see Karen Allen again.

B. Harrison Ford's voiceover sounds tired and vaguely p'd-off. Just the way we like him.

C. Is Cate Blanchett's character Natasha Fatale? Moose and squirrel are going to get it this time!

@ian spiegelman:
If only Ian Fleming had considered the possibilities!

@ian spiegelman: Are we having a better day?

@Hez: The book of Henry Orient is great too, though different ending. I had similar adventures growing up in Manhattan. As for trailers:

+ Watch video

@BalknChain: Yeah, Ian. Seems yesterday wiped you out. Your first firefight, huh? Don't worry, we've got your back.

@SarahHeartburn: Oh jeez, now I have an image of Ian turning a firehose on some rogue commenters.

@Senator Boomdog: Oh, no no. If Shia's in it, I'll see it. I almost hyperventillated with glee watching A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, what with him AND Downey playing the same character.

@BalknChain: Don't you wish....

@Hez: Hez & the supergoddess in a cross-continental bikini trying-on party... w/ lemon bars...?

Damn, i have got to find that recipe w/ the chipotle. i'm lookin', i'm lookin'...

@BalknChain: terraforming, yes, i am all about that

@SarahHeartburn: well that's one less harrison ford in my way between me and him so all right then

@TedSez: While I will resist Cate's bob and the jodhpurs,
I believe I will appropriate the line "A simple yes will do".

@TedSez:
C. Is Cate Blanchett's character Natasha Fatale? Moose and squirrel are going to get it this time!

Ha! And it's about time, too.

@jackvinyl: And apparently someone's got a firehose now, so we're getting all wet!

@rosaluxembourgeoise: I think he did. I seem to remember Bond bedding more than a few Soviet sweeties...

@BalknChain:
@SarahHeartburn:
I'm just starting to feel better. I'm not allowed to stay up so late! Is that thread still going crazy-pants? I'm afraid to go in there.

@SarahHeartburn: haaaaa! shhhh..

@ian spiegelman: I think a few stragglers are making vain attempts to fan the dying embers. So, no worries, but it's not worth the look either. Stay here comfy-cozy with us :)@Hez: woo! Although my titlets crawl and hide when the Hezzers (TM) are unleashed.

@ian spiegelman: The thread seems to have calmed down a bit,but I'd stay back if I were you.@BalknChain: @Hez: No, ladies, wrong type of firefight:

fire·fight (frft)
n.
An exchange of gunfire, as between infantry units.

@ian spiegelman: things have settled down a bit. the lemon squares helped. (you were very darling last night, btw - I just feel the need to jump atop the pig pile on speigleman, please don't ever leave us!!)

@SarahHeartburn: no, no, no
Wet firefighters!
Is it hot in here?

@Hez: Jesus Yikes almighty.

It's too much.

Calling it a night; will have the recipe tomorrows.

@jackvinyl: cool, thanks love! I hit up google for it but only came close with a chocolate/raspberry/chipotle bar. (and not to be promote-y but... check out my blog via my userpage for a stellar bourbon ball recipe!)

@the supergoddess: I've been seeing these "lemon squares" being bandied about today... But I've never even heard of them before!

@SarahHeartburn: Yeah, I'm staying in nice warm fluffy places.

@ian spiegelman: wait, you've never had a lemon square? and you think I'm the pinko commie?

@ian spiegelman:
Indeed he did, earnest Spiegelman. Major Anja Amasova jumps to mind.

@the supergoddess: I didn't call you a pinko commie. But if you are...

@rosaluxembourgeoise:I'm partial to Miss Moneypenny myself.

@the supergoddess: 1.Can someone explain to a foreigner what 'chipotle' is?

2.I'd still let Indy give me a good hiding.

3.I'm gonna gets me a whip

4. I'm still very, very drunk.

@Calraigh: Still drunk? From last night?

I came so close to majoring in archeology. I could have been Karen Allen.

@ian spiegelman:
How absolutely charming.

@ian spiegelman: Yup.In fact, it's a Bank Holiday tomorrow here, so I plan on being drunk tomorrow as well.Possibly to the point of being able to ape a lobotomised state.Contrary to popular stereotype however, I have not been drunk in about 3 months.Just wanted to circumvent those smarty-pants out there, before y'all start with the, 'But you're a Mick!Aren't you drunk ALL the time?Isn't it what you DO?!'

Actually fuck it.Who AM I kidding?I'm pissed all the time and the only times I'm even vaguely lucid are when I'm here.That should pretty much clear things up.

'Louuuuuuuuuie LOUUUUUUUUIEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH baYbA-eeeeeeee I. neeedd ya SO....sumthin'....Yeeeeeeeaahhhhh YA YAYAYAYAYA...'

hIC'.

@Calraigh: 1. it's a smoked (dried) jalapeno 2. yes! 3. ooh, yes! 4. awesome.