Suicide Cult Phase Reached By Clinton Campaign

Hillary Clinton squeaked by with 23,000 votes in Indiana. The Democratic presidential candidate ran out of money. Supposedly she has canceled public appearances the next few days. Matt Drudge and Tim Russert say it's over. Who is still standing behind Clinton, chanting "Yes she can?" Crazy dead-ender cult people like the ones in the picture above, with goddamned stickers on their foreheads. After the jump, Gawker videographer Richard Blakeley (who spotted the stickers) imagines the conversation that led to this awful visual:

Suicide Cult Phase Reached By Clinton Campaign

Then, as soon as the cameras went on, BOOM — onto the forehead. THE END IS NEAR.