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Internet gossip Matt Drudge parted with his precious, carefully-assembled hoard of scary Hillary Clinton photos in the clearest indication yet that It Is Definitely Over for the Democratic presidential candidate. Drudge gleefully culls these pics from magazines and newspapers every morning and keeps them in a scrapbook under his bed. But he knows they'll be worthless soon so he's rushed them onto the internet, probably while crying bitter tears of loss. A bunch of talking heads said last night that Clinton was done for, and even more say so in the Drudge-linked clip after the jump.
Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos
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8:55 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Ryan Tate
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So THAT'S who bought Getty!
Katie Couric is still a nightly news anchor?
Oh, sad. He's so obsessed with her.
Meanwhile, why do the commenters at NY Mag suck when the mag and site are so good?
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@In Other News...: Faces of Hillary
Let's be gentle be with Drudge.
We know how the geighs love the Hillz.
I have a goal to masturbate to each one of those pictures, one at a time. I am accepting donations for my efforts.
I wish I was in space. In space, no one can hear you scream.
@LoveHandles: I'll do it for free and I'll be done before the 8th - I'll even throw in a Chelsea for a bonus. Not to steal your thunder.
@zibby: I see your challenge, sir, and I raise you a streaming webcam at watchmemasturbatetohillaryclinton.com
You won't have Hil Clinton to kick around any more.
Ryan, we need some childhood throwback fun. Like cartoons. And toys. Like Crambone from Tom and Jerry. And a Garbage Pail Kid card trading session. And maybe a pillow fight. I need the laughs. Come on, you know you want to. I'd throw in a thong for incentive, but you already think I'm stalking you.
xoxo
@BalknChain: Ha ha, you're trying to turn me into Spiegelman! Of course I agree. Not quite late enough yet though.
@BalknChain: Geez Balkn. Coming on to the night editor? I thought you were a married woman? If Spiegs gets a hold of this he will be on the horn to Richard Johnson or at least his whole neighborhood.
@spinachdip: but you will have martin prince to kick around.
This reminds me of my mischievous days:
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Actually, one of those pictures is Iggy Pop.
But — which one?
Ladies and gentleman, get ready for another exciting game of ...
Where's Iggy?
@Ryan Tate: As long as you are taking requests; more think pieces posted around 1:00am PDT like "Let's Ruin History, The Margaret Seltzer Way." That was amazing. Yes, there were only three of us awake but it turned some pageviews and it was grand reading.
@belltolls: Oh please! I was coming on to Ryan long before Ian. And I did not say who the thong belonged to, uh huh, yeah.@Ryan Tate: One Spiegelman is plenty to fill my Ian quotient. Face it, we click away on the "happy posts" like a bunch of spaz cases which in turn translates into bucks for you!
@belltolls: now who's sucking up? Better throw in a bribe.
Ryan, why don't you just tel us what YOU want. Yes, in these late hours it is more intimate and relaxed. I tend to misbehave even more.@MisterHippity: hey, your poetry just floors me
@BalknChain: You are right. I was judging. Now I am laughing. Hard.
@belltolls: See, that what friends are for. I feel like 4000lbs and an elevated Ford Excursion have been lifted from my shoulders since finals and the last of my homework is done. So, whaddya wearing? Whatcha want to talk about? I am all worked up now trying to relax as I listen to Embrace on Pandora. Guess we'll just have to hijack the thread from Ryan.
@BalknChain: are done you vacuous skin blob
@In Other News...: I immediately thought of you changing your profile photo again when I saw this. It has that Bindi thing going on.
I'm glad the level of discourse has been elevated.
@BalknChain: It does get cozy at night. I like to think that a little bell goes off on Ryan's computer when someone comments-- and it wakes him up. I like to set my alarm for like 3:00am and get up and make some silly comment just to wake him up.
Fuck Drudge. Let her go down with some dignity.
@HiredGoons: We just play spin the dictionary at night so Gawker thinks we're smart.@belltolls: ding! Does Ryan answer the phone at 3AM?
Good times
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@BalknChain:
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@Word salad: oh, nice, thanks
@BalknChain: Mood music, but disregard the last scene.
this polygamous lifestyle ain't what it used to be.
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hillary's last campaign song
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@Word salad: right
@Un Chien Andalou: ??? oofah..
@BalknChain: I didn't know Ian wore thongs. I would have pegged him for girl-boxers, maybe, or perhaps french-cut. I guess I don't pay enough attention.
When I'm in the mood for throwback, a gator/hippo ballet usually hits the spot.
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Can somebody make a stoic portrait of Hillary out of these pictures? I would, but I don't wanna.
@Zorica: oh, that was wonderful!! May I suggest..
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when hillary dons the pink suit it is over.
mark my words, a pink suit.
anyone have any chelsea posters?
@Un Chien Andalou: Whoa.
or a Hermes scarf
@Un Chien Andalou: i saw someone today wearing one of those hermes belt watchband watches, and i asked myself how the hell did i know that's what it was
what a world
@if_i_only_had_a_heart:
how do I know this stuff, like single needle tailoring or fake coach bags. I'm straight and could survive on Canal Street or under it, go figure.
Still want a poster of chelsea at each campus in same outfit poster. "After, Chelsea and I are going foxhunting, then we'll discuss Sartre and the irrational exhuberance of jenna's and henry's altar and the davros question, then shop sheets by thread count.
Hope no one is listening to me tonight, friggin pollen.