What commenter issue?

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Oh, that commenter issue.

I wish I was able to comment on this issue.

@VirusWithShoes: No comment.

@In Other News...: Why, is that policy around here?

@In Other News...: No, I'm just happy to see you.

@In Other News...: But you don't have eyes.

@In Other News...: That's true.

@In Other News...: So...

@In Other News...: Yeah?

@In Other News...: Are we the only people in here?

@In Other News...: Why do people from Dakota always ask me that question?

@In Other News...: You mean, South Dakota.

@In Other News...: North Dakota.

@In Other News...: No such thing.

@In Other News...: Well, you believe anything Montana says.

Okay, so I can tell Mike Jahn to come in off the ledge?

@In Other News...: He tells me, also, that bologna is delicious by itself. No bread needed.

@In Other News...: Did you hear that?

@In Other News...: Yeah. I think it was Hez.

@In Other News...: Jesus Christ. If she finds out, then we're all dead.

@In Other News...: Okay. Here's what we need to do. First, wipe that stupid grin off your face.

@In Other News...: Okay.

@In Other News...: Second - fix the commenter issue.

@In Other News...: What? I can't just tell everyone to stop using Firefox.

@In Other News...: Just fucking do it.

@In Other News...: Okay! And third?

@In Other News...: Third, PULL UP YOUR PANTS, ya big perv!

@In Other News...: Perez Hilton must dye.

@In Other News...: It's Hez... she's getting closer. And - did you just say Perez Hilton must die?

@In Other News...: Homonym, idiot. Dye, with a "y", not and "i".

@In Other News...: Did you just say "homonym"?

@In Other News...: Yes... listen please.

@In Other News...: I don't work with the intolerant.

@In Other News...: Well, I don't work with ninnies who can't figure out Firefox.

@In Other News...: You wound me, sir.

@In Other News...: Sir?

@In Other News...: Yeah, that's right.

Oh my...

@In Other News...: Oh yeah... I guess.

INTERRUPTING COW

@In Other News...: Oh God - now the Dewd... the Dewd is here. Follow me.

@In Other News...: Was that a moo?

@In Other News...: Shut the fuck up, please! Put this on.

A bonnet?

Nobody in here but us chickens.

@In Other News...: Yes.

@In Other News...: And what the fuck is this?

@In Other News...: Pink socks.

@In Other News...: Pink fucking socks? No way.

@In Other News...: Now I hear chickens.

@In Other News...: Forget the chickens, man! I am not wearing pink socks!

@In Other News...: Then I guess you want to dye.

Nevermind.

Carry on...