What happened this week on The Sci-Fi Channel's space disco Battlestar Galactica? I dunno. I was blotto and thinking about Smurfs. But I took notes, as always. There was more shooting than usual, which is always nice. After the jump, spoilers! Maybe!

• Step to Blonde Tomboy Space Girl, get kneecapped. Now you know.
• Don't take Pretty Asian Cyclon with you to meet the rebels! She just tried to mutiny your ass!
• President GetDead is bald, Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff is bald... What's with all the baldness, baldies?
• When did Smokey Assistant Crazypants get all calm and professional? I smell a trap!
• So does Blonde Tomboy Space Girl...
• The comet is the ship? Dunno what that means but it makes Blonde Tomboy Space Girl all giggly and cute!
• Ack! Cyclons!
• Oooo... Good Pretty Asian Cyclon and Rebel Asian Cyclons slumber party!
• Mutiny against Bleachy Cyclon!
• Oh Bleachy, you can't go around beating humans to death like that. They don't even have goo baths.
• Bleachy and Red Cyclon lesbian make-out! Kiss goodbye. Ouch.
• Oh man, and no goo bath ship! Bye Bleachy Cyclon.
• The Hybrid! Meh.
• "The missing three will give you the five who have come from the home of the thirteenth." Wha?
• "You are the harbinger of death, Kara Three." Kara Three? More Blonde Tomboy Space Girls? Where do I get one?!
• "Mission Accomplished"? Are you gettin' funny on me?

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