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Thanks For Boning, Ma And Pop!

Harvard law professor Larry Tribe at NYU's commencement: "Think about it — if your mother and father had watched yesterday's equivalent of The Wire instead of making love at just the right moment, you would not exist. So thank mom and dad for doing it. Your being here is an implausible, miraculous, serendipitous event." [YouTube]

6:20 AM on Thu May 15 2008
By Ryan Tate
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