While most of you would probably get fired if you were caught drinking on the job, over here at Defamer HQ, it's virtually a pre-requisite! In order to set the right mood for you to watch the Molly McAleer hosted Defamer To Do's for Thursday, May 15th, we need you to follow these four steps:
1) Quickly scope the area around your cube to make sure your boss isn't around — we wouldn't want you to get fired!
2) Pop open that bottle of Two Buck Chuck that we know you've been hiding in the bottom drawer of your desk
3) Pour yourself a tall, refreshing glass of Cab Sav
4) Click play and enjoy!
· The Little Ones and Army Navy are at the Troubador.
· The Little Ones Afterparty at Beauty Bar.
· Mario Lopez Fitness Workout at Barnes and Noble at the Grove.
· The Birthday Boys at UCB.
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While most of you would probably get fired if you were caught drinking on the job, over here at Defamer HQ, it's virtually a pre-requisite! In order to set the right mood for you to watch the Molly McAleer hosted Defamer To Do's for Thursday, May 15th, we need you to follow these four steps: