The Duff-Perelman War Never Ends
  • Ron Perelman isn't interested in quietly settling his custody dispute with Patricia Duff. Not surprisingly, he's not interested in going to therapy with her either, despite a judge's recommendation. [Page Six]
  • Christian Bale was arrested and released by the police in London over his alleged assault on his mom and sister, and he's returned to the Dark Knight premiere circuit. [People]
  • Some of the Real Housewives of NYC are nervous about Kelly Bensimon joining the cast, possibly because she's "too blond and beautiful and energetic." [R&M]
  • Matthew Broderick might be cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker with a 25-year-old redhead he met at a bar. [Star]
  • Matthew Mellon's former girlfriend (and business partner) Noelle Reno once made him sign a contract promising to pay her $1 million if he ever started using drugs again. Now she says he's back to his old ways and refusing to pay up, so she's taking her case to court. [Page Six]
  • Nicole Kidman has been spotted out and about dozens of times over the past couple weeks, just never with her newborn daughter, which is starting to seem strange. [E!]
  • The View's Sherri Shepherd says she slept around and had more abortions than she would like to count back before she became a born-again Christian. Also, she would like to save Barbara Walters, who is Jewish. [Page Six]
  • Moira Forbes, a daughter of Steve Forbes, is marrying her Australian boyfriend Dr. John Anderson at her father's home in London. But before that, she's throwing a party for herself on the family's yacht. [Page Six]
  • Lauren Conrad hosted a party in the Hamptons last weekend, but ended up hiding in the VIP area as soon as the photographers finished taking pictures. [Page Six]
  • Heidi Klum has insured her legs for $2.2 million. That's $1.2 million for her right leg and $1 million for her left, which is apparently worth less because of a tiny scar. [ET]
  • NBC execs are thinking of giving Tim Russert's son Luke an on-air gig during the presidential election. [Page Six]
  • Heather Locklear is out of rehab. [People]
  • Anne Hathaway sang karaoke at a family restaurant in Cape May, NJ, on Monday night. [People]
  • Blind item: "Which reality TV has-been can't even go to paid appearances anymore? His manager is too worried about how trashed he gets when he's on the payroll." [R&M]