Just a week after Britney Spears’ rumored sex tape forced us to envision bald celebrity sex, Cameron Diaz is flouncing around the set of her new movie wearing a fitted baldie cap for the role. And screaming at us from the newsstands about how much she loves sex. And making out with her co-stars. All of it burning images into our heads we’d really rather erase for life. Because Diaz isn’t only making us picture her hairless visage rolling around the sheets with Jason Patric — we’re now forced to imagine what it looked like when the Coneheads stripped down and got it on. More pictures after the jump.
In My Sister's Keeper, Diaz plays a woman who decides to go bald after her daughter loses her hair due to illness. Which is remarkably similar to that episode of Sex And The City when Smith shaves his head because Samantha is losing her hair. Only that was quasi-romantic and a mere one-episode story line, whereas Diaz's hair loss appears to be a major non-alluring factor throughout the whole film. Is it just us, or does she look just like Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtin's daughter in Coneheads? Without needing a prosthetic cone at all?