It's not just your privacy that's an illusion — with a few helpful tips, the privacy of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan can be invaded! At least, more than usual. But then even Bill Clinton overshares these days. But an indictment unsealing reminded us sometimes the old ways of privacy invasion are still best. Because unlike, paper documents can boast 100 percent uptime. At least our readers have their priorities straight, with photos from gorgeous bride Randi Zuckerberg's wedding proving more popular than non-descript boxes from Apple in an East Bay parking lot. That said, we hope you had your goggles on this week, because it was raining men. (Photo by Ana María)