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This undated photo provided by the Center for Fabulous Zoological Studies near Florence, Italy, shows a one-year-old Deericorn—the extremely rare and fabled creature, tamable only, as legend requires, by a virgin gelato-maid hailing from the Tuscan town of Prato. True to the fantastical species, this friendly specimen—named "Uno" by its keepers for the Crazy Eights-style card game they enjoy playing while they guard it—produces both magically restorative tears, and an impossibly tender venison carpaccio. We hope it brightens your day as much as it has ours.