Keith Olbermann and Luke Russert: Scared, Spoiled
  • The war between News Corp. and NBC rages on. Today Page Six reports that Keith Olbermann is so concerned about being "assassinated," he's refusing to cover the Republican National Convention unless MSNBC springs for a more secure location. They also claim none of Luke Russert's new colleagues at NBC News like him, especially since he got to ride around the convention in golf carts while they had to walk. [P6, P6]
  • Lindsay Lohan had a busy day yesterday: Her dad Michael bashed her in the press and called her girlfriend Samantha Ronson "toxic," her uncle was sentenced to prison for stealing 9/11 relief funds, and her grandfather died. [Access Hollywood, NYP, OK!]
  • In terribly important political news, Sean Penn says he's only "reluctantly" voting for Obama. [P6]
  • Dick Cheney lost 40 pounds and went shopping at Nordstrom. [P6]
  • And, even more importantly, Obama's speech last night changed Oprah's life and made her cry. [ET]
  • David Duchovny has checked into a rehab center for sex addiction. [NYDN]
  • Michael Phelps has landed a guest spot on Entourage. [E!]
  • The members of Diddy's girl group Danity Kane aren't getting along, in case you happen to care. [R&M]
  • Suri Cruise has been going to gymnastics classes at Chelsea Piers. [OK! via NYDN]
  • DMX has been released from a Miami jail, and now Arizona authorities have 15 days to extradite him back to Phoenix where he'll face charges of animal cruelty and drug possession. [E!]
  • Jennifer Aniston will make a guest appearance on 30 Rock. [Star]
  • Kate Moss' neighbors all hate her because she has some sort of smelly sewer system problem that she won't fix. [Mirror]
  • Ashlee Simpson is buying "thinspiration" clothes to help her lose the baby weight, although she isn't due to give birth until October. [MSNBC]
  • Madonna went to the airport in Germany wearing a bathrobe. [The Sun]