• This week everyone went INSANE.The comments, the editors, other bloggers, noted literary geniuses, everyone. It was that heat wave! Anyway. There were lists and frivolity. Sexy anchors and racist anchors.
• Fox News said terrible things about Barack Obama and his wife. We said terrible things about Bill Clinton.
• Also some future-phone from the future came out, again, except no one can have one.
• The genius behind The Lady in the Lake is a prick! Who know? No one knew, because no one went to see his last three movies.
• Maybe from now on we'll plot the Week in Review on a matrix of some kind. (Total Suck rip-off, btw!)
• Who is bothering to try to convince anyone of anything these days? The answer is ALWAYS viral marketers. Lock them all up, we say.
• What's wrong with this logo? What was wrong with John McCain's first wife? What's wrong with spilling something on Frank Bruni?
• What's up with Shia The Beef? Seriously, what is his deal?
• Keith Gessen, we will give you back the internet when you TAKE BACK THIS KITTEN.
• Go Bills.

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