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Who's been left out of the Facebook fad? Not the gentry at Mark Zuckerberg's alma mater Phillips Exeter Academy, but the sorely un-trad being withheld from frighteningly diverse public education programs by home-schooling parents. They're white, anglo-saxon and protestant, too, why the exclusion from the frat-munity? Not to worry — Facebook's Christina Holsberry, a Leland Stanford Junior University graduate has decreed that you kids taught the narrowest of ideological positions have a place on Facebook. So rejoice, ye lambs, who will save us all yet from the sin that is evolutionary theory — may you generate many holy advertising impressions!