Say hello to Dr. Robert Glatter. According to the Post, he's the emergency room doctor known around town as "the official doctor of the city's 'fashion bitches' such as Elie and Rory Tahari, Diane von Furstenberg, Devi Kroell and the cast of Gossip Girl." (We're not too familiar with HIPAA regulations, but we're pretty sure that calling your patients "fashion bitches" is a no-no.) Anyway, it seems answering Diane's late-night phone calls isn't Dr. Glatter's ultimate goal. The PR-seeking doc—he has Karine Bakhoum on retainer—recently started up a company called Dr. 911, which is providing medical services to the residents of a few ultra-luxe buildings like 40 Bond and 15 Central Park West.
Presumably if you can afford a $40 million condo at 15 CPW, you also have a trustworthy primary care doctor lined up who you can call at 3 a.m. when the $5,000-an-hour escort you ordered to your apartment overdoses on coke. But who knows? Maybe Dr. Glatter will achieve his dream and get to add "finance bitches" like Sandy Weill, Lloyd Blankfein, and Dan Loeb—all residents of 15 CPW—to his list of patients one of these days.