Brad & Angie Need Help Around the House

You'd think that for $85,000-a-month, you might shell out a few extra few bucks on a maid. Apparently not. According to the Star, there's no one cleaning up after Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's kids, and their French chateau is a complete pigsty that "looks like a war zone." [Star]
Jennifer Lopez raised $127,000 for charity by competing in the Malibu triathalon. She then flew directly to New York and spent $800,000 on Marc Anthony's birthday party. [MSNBC]
According to the always reliable Joe Francis, Lindsay Lohan is straight. [E!]
Lindsay: Please don't discuss how you're supporting Barack in November. You're embarrassing him. [NYDN]

Jose Reyes of the Mets might be cheating on his wife with a model named Bentley Matthews, although everyone is denying it. [R&M]
Anne Hathaway says she's "not confident enough" to be a party girl and says she's gotten stronger since her breakup with Raffaello Follieri. [R&M, People]
Amy Poehler is "on the verge of tears every minute" now that her time on SNL is ending. [USA Today]
Jennifer Aniston went on a trip to Mexico with an older mystery man. [The Sun]
Rebecca Romijn won't let hubby Jerry O'Connell go to Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky's wedding because she's afraid her ex, John Stamos, will be there. [In Touch]
Sarah Palin says she watched Tina Fey's impression of her on SNL with the volume on mute. [Star]
Brad Pitt donated $100,000 to fight an initiative that would ban gay marriage in California. [E!]
Ice-T's wife, Coco, launched her own magazine. It's called Coco and it's filled with photos of, well, Coco. [The Sun]
Criss Angel may have put some sort of hex on his soon-to-be ex-wife's divorce lawyer. [P6]
Rosario Dawson says she's wants to adopt a baby. [Daily Star]
Meghan McCain wants to get another tattoo after the November election. [P6]
Hilary Swank went to the hospital to have a "small, benign growth" removed. [E!]
Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were both arrested yesterday on charges of drug possession. [NYDN]
The sex toy industry has George Clooney to thank for an uptick in sales. [P6]
Brad Garrett's secret girlfriend might be Lisa Gores, the former wife of leveraged-buyout king Alec Gores, who testified at the Anthony Pellicano trial. [P6]
Nikki Blonsky and her dad Carl are returning to court in Turks and Caicos on December 1st to face assault charges in connection with their airport brawl earlier this summer. [E!]
Brody Jenner says he's not dating Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole, they're just "really good friends" [E!]
Nate Dogg had another stroke, his second one in less than a year. [E!]
Nick Jonas got a golden retriever puppy for his birthday and named it Elvis. [People]