There's a dude in Utah who'll tattoo your teeth for you. While tooth (actually crown) tattoo is clearly a natural progression in body art, I think the real surprise here is that there're novel forms of bling being developed in the Jell-O belt. The procedure costs between $75 and $200, usually takes a half-hour, and will give you a lifetime of shame and regret. Steve Heward, the oral Donatello behind this innovation, seems to specialize in faces like Micky Mouse, Amy Winehouse, and Abraham Lincoln. A parade of horribles after the jump.

The Ironic Moustache Tat of Tomorrow



You got your David Letterman

The Ironic Moustache Tat of Tomorrow



Your Amy Winehouse

The Ironic Moustache Tat of Tomorrow



Your giant panda

The Ironic Moustache Tat of Tomorrow



...and Tiger Woods next to a penny.

[via Best Week Ever]