Lauren Conrad Is Less Stupid And Inane Than You've Been Led To Believe

  • A reporter from Glamour had to spend time with Lauren Conrad and says she's "shockingly well spoken" and shy. Is everything we know about The Hills a lie? Is Lo Bosworth not a shrill manipulating shrew? [Glamour]
  • Victoria Beckham confirms she dated Corey Haim in 1995, but says "We didn't have sex or anything... In actual fact, he didn't seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss." [Now Magazine]
  • Jason Lee was spotted in line to get a marriage license. Jason and his girlfriend Ceren are expecting a child in the fall. [TMZ]
  • Britney's looking for a home in a quieter part of LA. Unfortunately, once she moves there, it will no longer be quiet, and we can only assume the constant crush of paps will devastate her neighbors' real estate values. Try Encino! [ET Online]
  • Jeffrey Tambor has confirmed that there will be an Arrested Development movie. Maybe, finally, Lucille Bluth will get a son who will finish his cottage cheese. [HollywoodInsider]
  • Pete Wentz is talking about kissing boys again. "When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of sexual rebellion in that. I probably even made it a bigger deal than it was." He needs to give up on these homoerotic fantasies and focus on designing hooded sweatshirts and applying eyeliner. [P6]
  • Guy Ritchie has actually arrived in the same city as Madonna. No word on whether being in the same time zone has helped to heal the growing rift in their marriage. [People.com]
  • Michael Lohan has taken a DNA test to determine whether he's the father of a 13 year old Idaho girl. There is another! [Star]