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    Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    By Nick Denton, 7:49 PM on Tue Jul 1 2008, 9,871 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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    We can't wait for tomorrow's New York Post, so here's the tabloid treatment of Madonna's possible affair with baseball player Alex Rodriguez. Photoshop by Jim Cooke (left) and Steven Dressler (below). The headline's from Deadspin's A.J. Daulerio, unless he stole it from someone else. Here are some other suggestions from Daily Intel and Best Week Ever. Can you trump them? Try—in the comments.

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