30 Minute ProustS

Rachael Ray, America's Favorite olive oil distributrix, has decided that her talk show, two Food Network series, magazine, cookbooks and Islamist Dunkin' Donuts endorsements are not enough. She's writing a memoir so we the hoi poloi can find out what it's like to say "So Delish" and "Yum-O" all the time. Well, according to Ted Cassablanca, Rachel's being rather difficult with her publishers, insisting on calling her memior EVOhno, and missing deadlines. This is not the perky, pliant Italian-Cajun girl I came to know and loathe on 30 Minute Meals, but it's hard to bargain with a woman who knows where to find the cheapest breakfast burrito in all 50 state capitals.[E! Online]