• By Richard Lawson
    Jul 2, 2008 12:03 PM 4,274
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    The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.

    Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too

    Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    read more: #opencaption, #bauergriffin, #sarahjessicaparker

    "Equus, Prius. Prius, Equus."

    [Actress Sarah Jessica Parker (who is lovely! it's just a joke! cool it with the outrage, please!) in New York City today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

    SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original, "If You Need Me to Go Up Front and Pull, No Problem."


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