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Good news for anyone with father issues or just a general disdain for Michael Lohan: America's worst dad is putting himself on the auction block to fight the highest bidder in a charity boxing match. The bidding starts at $5,000 and interested applicants have to meet certain height, age and weight requirements. (There's also an interview involved.) But we doubt Michael will have a hard time finding people willing to pummel him, especially if Samantha Ronson is allowed to compete. [NYO]