That sand-diving, levitating make-out partner Sarah Larson has gone ahead and surprised us again. Ever since those racy photos from her pre-George days pleasantly shocked us a bit, we could always count on the Vegas hostess to say or do something not so intelligent and turn our frowns upside down. From showering Clooney’s home with scented candles to pouting over defamatory voice messages on George’s answering machine, Larson never failed to please. And the bobble-headed minx has done it again. When asked by Hello! what exactly she adored about George, she lists some yawn-worthy traits like humor(!), kindness(!), and famewhore enabling(!), but the one thing Sarah says she loved most about the guy who spent most of their relationship on crutches? His “dance moves.” Of course. Because judging by these photos of Clooney busting a move, those “interpretive” lessons he took a few years ago really paid off.
To be fair, George isn't exactly showing off those dance moves Sarah is so enamored with in these shots, but one would think you can judge a man's skills based on the way they jog (far left), stumble out of bars (second to left), waltz down a red carpet (center), "pretend dance" for magazine covers (top right), and point their pinkies out for the cameras. Despite Gayle King assuring us that he's "very good" after her impromptu boogie with Clooney a few months ago, it sounds like George has the most fun showing off his moves in the company of men. Which isn't surprising, considering his devastating free-for-all country bumpkin dance-a-thon in O Brother Where Art Thou, a dance sequence so painful to watch, we nearly lost our lust for both George and the Brothers Coen.