Someone—a Mom?—e-mailed one of our readers questioning what the hell do we mean by "after the jump"? (Remember: there are no stupid questions!) OK: "after the jump" means that you just click the "MORE" button and you get to read the rest of the article—kind of when you flip to the back page of a newspaper to finish a front-page article. See? (Click to see the e-mail, which confuses our "jump" with the poor model who jumped from her balcony last week.)

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