Baby Let Me Rub My Thorax On Your Sweet Candy Face

US propaganda merchants, take note: Muslims are slaves to candy. They're attracted to its otherworldly colors; their foreign mouths water for its sinful sweetness. In this ad from Egypt, women are the sweet candy; the hijab face veil is the candy's wrapper; and men are the dirty flies. Uncover your face and be swarmed, ladies! (This is 100% accurate, it's just something Western women have learned to deal with). Click through for a larger pic and translation of this progressive message.

"You won't be able to stop them, but you can protect yourself. He who created you knows what's best for you!"

Baby Let Me Rub My Thorax On Your Sweet Candy Face

[via Adfreak]