Oh hai! It's 11:40 EST and I still haven't posted one single proper item. Know why? No news, none at all. At least, nothing I'd want to post here. I've been trolling the stupid news feeds for two hours now and it's all just a rehash of yesterday, and yesterday was paper-thin. Fifty stories about the twins and thirty more about some scummy "book" ripping Madonna by Madonna's bother, in which he says nothing interesting. Plus the usual Sunday morning horror show of screechy writing about politics... Gack! And it's so nice out! Continued ranting, and an invitation to chaos, after the jump.

But what about the Sunday Times? I hate it and I'm tired of looking at it. Seriously, even making fun of silly trend pieces just depresses me now. Oh yeah, and fucking Digg. Would you goddamn Digg admins please stop getting me excited about some video only to have me discover that it's three years old when I find the source? Especially if your feeds are going to clog up my reader thingy with 20 stories in a row. My God do I hate that! Anywho... This dog seems to be having a nice time. Might I suggest a video and photo-posting free-for-all? Coz I don't see much else happening today. And I'm probably gonna sneak out for a siesta before I throw this damned machine into the street.

Serenity now!

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