Scene: At the Brooklyn Hip Hop Festival in DUMBO on Saturday. Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz takes the stage for his mandatory media-whoring opportunity, and starts shouting out Brooklyn and the headlining act, KRS-ONE (who's actually from the Bronx). "K..R.. uh.. K-R-So- One!" says Markowitz (A WHITE GUY, LOL). Later, KRS-ONE is on stage doing his rock-the-vote bit. "Y'all heard from the Bronx Borough president..." he says. BURN, MARKOWITZ.