• Jay Leno, on an erroneous magazine cutline reading "Host of The Tonight Show on ABC:" "It's like a headline from the future." [Deadline Hollywood]
• The bidding between People and OK! for exclusive pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's twins now stands at $11 million to $12 million. Couldn't this have been taken care of previously? Or did everyone need to see how cute they were before bidding? [R&M]
• Pitt and Jolie decided the nice folks at their local newspaper in France, the 280,000-circulation Nice-Matin, should get the first news about their twins, including name, weight and gender and Pitt's first words after the birth. The paper created a special magazine insert for the occasion. [AP]
• Either Madonna has a five-point plan for saving her marriage to Guy Ritchie (including that Madonna can only work out three hours a day instead of four), or she's exploiting her rumored dalliance with Alex Rodriguez to drum up publicity for her upcoming concert tour, including by cheering the Yankees slugger at an All-Star game today. Or both!
• As reported previously, actor Josh Brolin took his role in the Bush biopic W a bit too seriously and got into a bar fight. Not reported previously: It might have been because someone used a racial slur against his co-star, who plays Colin Powell. [R&M]

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