Sex, Lies, And Videotape: Starring Sienna Miller, Her Tits, And Balthazar Getty As The Adulterous Billionaire

Confession time: ever since she rescued Alfie: The Version Jude Law Wrecked from racking up Razzies with her sparkly hair and oddly transfixing "good naked" scenes, we've been a Sienna Miller fan. One of the few stars to design an actual wearable fashion line, a regular on nude beaches, not to mention her impressive performance in the neglected but excellent Interview, she's the kind of weird, devil-may-care actress we like. But our girl is in quite the pickle these days. With a loony ex-boyfriend sobbing over her in sappy love songs and telling her to "fuck off" in tabs, and a new set of her trademark topless pics featuring concrete evidence that she's screwing former heroin addict, richer-than-God oil heir, and married father of four Balthazar Getty, Sienna isn't exactly having the best month ever. However, it has been an NSFW one...

Sex, Lies, And Videotape: Starring Sienna Miller, Her Tits, And Balthazar Getty As The Adulterous BillionaireS

Looking better in these highly scandalous photos than the last time she showcased her assets, Miller almost tempts us to forgive the fact that she's accompanied by a (handsome bad boy allure aside) greasy adulterer with four kids and a surely devastated wifey at home. But not even shaggy string bean Ryhs Ifans making Sienna look like the victor in their icky, paranoia-filled break-up by using saccharine song lyrics as the soundtrack for his pity party can stop us from stuffing our Team Sienna t-shirt in storage for the time being.

[Photo credits: Splash via Egotastic]