blind items 756 4,623 Which Reality Show Judge Showed up to Work Wasted?

adios 626 5,505 Bye Bye Pat Buchanan, You Old Racist

social networks 488 58,142 Inside Facebook’s Outsourced Anti-Porn and Gore Brigade, Where ‘Camel Toes’ are More Offensive Than ‘Crushed Heads’

rants 385 58,918 The Top 1% Must Stop Insisting They’re Not Rich Right This Instant

2012 elections 341 4,523 The Big Running List of 2012 Metal Endorsements

the deadly skies 293 26,608 Over Half the Pets That Died On Airplanes Last Year Flew Delta

loving 223 11,349 Rate of Mixed-Race Marriage Has Doubled in the Past 30 Years

animals 208 2,355 Damn, That’s a Tiny Chameleon

media 184 4,703 Times Foreign Correspondent Anthony Shadid Dies in Syria

twincest 182 50,173 Could This Gay Male Twin Fuck Story Possibly Be Real?

the children 141 15,641 America’s Giant Kids Demand Giant New School Desks

journalismism 109 30,712 Politico Mistakes State Flag for Union Flag, Idiocy Ensues

horrible people 109 20,089 Chris Brown and Rihanna to Collaborate On a Song

social networks 95 14,550 Facebook Releases New Content Guidelines, Now Allows Bodily Fluids

terrorists 90 8,770 Underwear Bomber Gets Life; Don’t Curr

jeremy lin 83 25,947 What If Kim and Lin Started Dating?

linsanity 83 19,557 Sarah Palin No Longer Afraid of Asians: Linsanity Cured Her

confessions 79 138,650 Here’s Why Your Relationship is Doomed, and Other Confessions of a Therapist

Vanity Affair 78 34,694 Love, Lies, and Liz Taylor: A Literary Cheating Scandal at Vogue and Vanity Fair

the colbert report 73 81,946 The Colbert Report Mysteriously Suspends Production (UPDATE)

found it 72 21,796 Feast Your Eyes On This Tiny Monkey Biting a Transvestite’s Ear

blind items 70 52,710 Which Famous Lady Has a String of Gentleman Callers Visiting Her Hotel Room?