Gawker
- We found Banksy!
- We discovered the terrible secret of Madonna!
- This happened.
- We came in your ear.
- We didn't sell our kids.
- Hasn't the damn Bohemian Grove story been written ten thousand times already? Whatever.
- Also there was this.
- Maybe we should go into television? Or hey we hear you can't go wrong in newspapers!
- Oh, and this is still going on.
- Everyone is a Nazi.
- If you do enough drugs, someday you might get a plum gig at the Times! Or you will end up on a Digg-bait listicle.
- Oh, right. A magazine printed a funny cartoon. It upset Wolf Blitzer. And maybe others? We wrote more lists. Then racism got solved, the end.
- The culture was is over. Begun, the comment wars have. Soon the monsters will eat us so whatever. We need to get to a barbecue. INOCHI!
