• By Richard Lawson
    Jul 22, 2008 2:44 PM 4,070
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    #splash

    "My Name Is Princess Yellowboots, and I Have Come For Katie Holmes."

    "Are You Sure This Is The Prom?"

    "Ho Ho, Childrens. You Are To Be Getting Coals In Your Stocking Sacks! And Little German Flags!"
    read more: #opencaption, #splash, #lindsaylohan

    A Trailer Home Companion

    [Lindsay Lohan, a lesbian from Long Island, on the set of gay barnstormer "Ugly Betty" in New York today; image via Splash]

    TedSez's new line beats the original, "Where's Cody With Mah Cigruts? Tell Mah Lady Friend The Terlet's Clogged Agin. I'm Off to Hardees."


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