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Have you ever watched videos of voracious photographers hounding celebs on and said to yourself, "I really wish that was me!"? Here's your chance: A company called promises to provide you with "your very own paparazzi experience." The "Megastar" package will provide you with six paparazzi photographers, a limo, publicist, and bodyguard, and while there's no guarantee the entourage will get you a table at the Waverly, your self-esteem should get a nice boost. [Page Six Mag]