With news that the MPAA has given Kevin Smith's "hey—let's put on a sex show!" movie Zack and Miri Make A Porno—starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks and due for release this Halloween—a dreaded NC-17 rating, we turned to Defamer senior editor and resident Weinsteinologist S.T. VanAirsdale for analysis. The result was an iChat exchange we're seriously considering printing up and affixing to our fridge with a taxi-shaped magnet.
Note: STF = Straight To Flopz, the fictitious Starz sister-channel specializing in turkey-only feature film programming.
- MPAA ratings: July 23, 2008 [THR via BusinessSheet.com]
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