Hey seeeeeeeeexy programmer!Today is National Sysadmin Day. Let's party! Facebook has redesigned its pages. How about you? Opportunities for profile pic-taking and general debauchery abound this weekend. But before you go wild, burn off a cocktail with a bit of photowalking. Thomas Hawk and Robert Scoble are filming for an upcoming episode of their Photowalking Show. Grab your camera and meet outside of Taylor's Automatic Refresher in the Ferry Building at 12:00 p.m. Tonight, brush off your best biz-dev blue buttondown for TechCrunch's annual party at August Capital's Sand Hill Road offices. Last year's bash had New York tech debutante Julia Allison cooing over more than just the sponsored margaritas. Will she even show up this time?

If you're missing that show, and the Apple of your eye is black or white and 3G all over, pay homage to the beauty of technology at Remelody's launch party. "The Amazing iThing," a giant Plexiglas replica of the iPhone, is introducing Tim Roseborough's new musical memory video game for the iPhone and iPod touch from 8:30 to 10:30 p.m. at Magnet. Tomorrow, when you find yourself too wrecked to partake in another Facebook coding session, fight like with like and head to Five Mill Marketing's Summer day party at Mars Bar. Bar opens just in time for a little liquid brunch at 11 a.m. Hail to the Queen Bloody Mary!

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