Madonna's Noise Issues, Jen's Attention-Seeking Tactics

Madonna's neighbors in her Central Park West building aren't happy that she has turned her seventh-floor apartment into a music studio. (It was originally supposed to be an office for Guy Ritchie.) Now she stays up all night blaring music and practicing for her shows. [NYDN]
Alex Rodriguez is thinking of following Madonna on tour next month when she plans to make stops in Brazil, Chile, and Argentina. [R&M]
Is Jennifer Aniston secretly leaking pregnancy and marriage rumors about herself to the tabloids as a way to steal attention away from Brangelina? [MSNBC]
Friends of Padma Lakshmi want everyone to know she is not a gold digger. She's a "hard-working, self-made woman" who just happens to only date extremely wealthy, older men. [P6]
Peaches Geldof and Max Drummey's 97-day-old marriage may already be on the rocks. [The Sun]

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have broken up. For now at least. [E!]
Lindsay Lohan and Denise Richards supposedly pulled out of co-hosting the World Music Awards because they didn't want to appear on stage with Jesse Metcalfe. [The Sun]
Also, Lindsay denied to Harper's Bazaar that she's a lesbian, and says she's only "maybe" a bisexual, even though she's dating a "wonderful" woman. [P6]
Britney Spears' son Jayden was rushed to the hospital this weekend after having a seizure on a family trip to Kentwood, Louisiana. [The Sun]
Brad Pitt has been traveling solo lately, which means the tabloids are speculating on what that means as far as his relationship with Angelina Jolie. [P6]
Amy Winehouse has been "secretly" consulting with lawyers about divorcing her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. [Showbiz Spy]
Kate Winslet is upset about being photographed for Vanity Fair posing on a real fur rug, since reps for the mag had previously assured her it was fake. [R&M]
Usher cut in line in front of 15 people during a trip to the Whole Foods in Time Warner Center last week. [R&M]
Bill Murray tried to fight a guy who had the nerve to bump into him in Times Square last week. [P6]
The truck Shia LaBeouf was driving when he got in an accident earlier this year is now up on eBay. [TMZ]
Diddy didn't like the decorations at his birthday last week, so he threw "a major hissy fit" and made the decorator cry. [P6]
The hottest afterparty in LA right now is apparently the one at Eddie Murphy's house. [P6]
Regis Philbin forgot Darrell Hammond's name while he was introducing him at a benefit last week. [OK!]
Lauren Conrad got upset after an airline employee said her name over a loudspeaker at JFK last week. "LC pitched a fit, and was almost driven to tears because she thought people would start talking to her and bothering her. But no one even cared." [P6]