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Jul 25, 2008 5:39 PM
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- LoRo called it quits forever!!!
- The joke metastasized.
- Elizabeth Edwards was diagnosed with Bastard Sonitis.
- Nike shoved its balls in our stupid gay face.
- The business meme died. (And so did Ma.) Malcom Gladwell won second-prize in a Child of Brian Grazer and Curly Sue lookalike contest.
- Jaws: The Revenge!
- We declared comments useless. And were then proven wrong.
- Moscow! Moscow! Moscow!
- We returned all the china.
- We were at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by.
- McCain and Obama aged four years. We aged twenty.
- ScarJo got down.
- Everyone was racist.
- Bye Moe. Hi Moe.
- You'll all soon be drunk.
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