Gwynnie Gets Chatty, Mariah Plans for Christmas

Remember last month when Gwyneth Paltrow said she was trying to be supportive of her good friend Madonna during her divorce? It seems Madge was less than moved by the gesture and now she's warning Gwyneth to keep her mouth shut and "say nothing about me or my divorce." [National Enquirer]
Meanwhile, Madonna has supposedly been telling a "close pal" that Alex Rodriguez sends her poetry and "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body." [P6]
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are supposedly planning to "officially get engaged" while they're in Paris this week. [The Sun]
Now that she's back from London (where she reportedly brought 20 pieces of luggage on a three-day trip), Mariah Carey is supposedly organizing her holiday vacation to Aspen, where her plans include rolling around in the snow in a red bikini and decorating her bedroom to look like the North Pole. [MSNBC, The Sun, P6]

Brad Pitt was not too happy to read Jennifer Aniston's interview with Vogue, and called Jen to tell her it was uncool of her to have called Angelina uncool. [TMZ, Chicago Sun-Times]
Despite tabloid reports, Angelina Jolie's rep says she's definitely not pregnant. [Us]
But Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are supposedly trying to have another baby. [In Touch]
Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry wants Sarah Palin to guest star on the show's season finale. [P6]
Britney Spears supposedly cancelled an appearance with Madonna in Miami so she could spend more time with her kids. Shocking, we know. [The Sun]
It has just dawned on Kanye West that the MTV Video Music Awards might be fixed. [The Sun]
Rob Corddry and wife Sanda had their second child on Wednesday, a daughter named Marlo Stevenson. [People]
Diddy is in trouble with Ciroc Vodka for having been photographed holding a bottle of champagne at his birthday party. [R&M]
Good news: Bob Saget says he "approves" of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsens' current boyfriends, Nate Lowman and Justin Bartha. [People]
Stephen Baldwin got a Hannah Montana tattoo on his shoulder in the hopes it would land him a guest spot on Miley Cyrus' show. [NYDN]
Julia Stiles' mom opened a home furnishings store in Tribeca. [P6]
Carmen Electra's posing for the January issue of Playboy. [People]
Disney star Adrienne Bailon might do a nude spread in Playboy, too. [P6]
The body of a former American Idol contestant was found outside Paula Abdul's LA mansion. The cause of death appears to be an overdose. [NYDN, People]