Time now for a round of blind item armchair detective. In today's wistful case, brought to us via Twitter user Ronen V, a TV personality is spotted during a vulnerable moment while browsing the affordable Johnson & Johnson-shaped products at a dollar emporium:
Just saw a famous male tv personality leave a dollar store, crying. Life
Ah yes, life. We'll leave you to your guesswork now, keeping in mind a few things: 1. Ronen's profile lists him as being in NYC. 2. Lovably addled Oscars pre-show emcee Regis Philbin was born during the Great Depression, making him appreciative of a good bargain. 3. We're suddenly in the mood for a good cry and some lead-laced Chrest toothpaste. We'll see you in a few.