DUI Expert Khloe Kardashian Butts In To Offer Unsolicited Advice to Shia LaBeouf For anyone who had a sneaking suspicion that yesterday's earthquake was just the beginning of the end, we offer you more proof: marginally recognizable drunk driver Khloe Kardashian has taken it upon herself to give advice to accident-plagued Shia LaBeouf ... and she suggests exactly what countless Defamer commenters have already recommended (namely, why don't these rich kids have drivers already)? Says Us Magazine :

Reality star Khloe Kardashian – who served 173 minutes in jail last week for a 2007 DUI charge – has some advice for actor Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested for DUI after getting into a car accident on Sunday.
"Just be smarter," she told Usmagazine.com at the Annual Style L.A. Runway show benefitting the Facial Paralysis Foundation & Stop the Violence/Face the Music benefit, which she co-hosted with sisters Kim and Kourtney at the The Viceroy Hotel, Santa Monica, CA on Monday. "Think about your actions and get a driver!" the 24-year-old counseled. "It's so much cheaper in the long run!"
What is this unfamiliar feeling? Could a reality TV star actually be right about something? What next, Elisabeth Hasselbeck deftly parsing Newtonian physics on The View ? David Hasselhoff interrupting America's Got Talent to read aloud from Kierkegaard ? Rene Fris speaking coherently on the set of Shear Genius?