'The Dark Cock' Could Surpass 'Titanic Cock' As Biggest-Grossing Cock Movie Of All Time Move aside, The Dark Whopper ! There's a blacker, juicier mouthful being featured over at Portland's CineMagic theater. One moment..this just in. Sorry, our bad. This was just a marquee changover from Hancock to The Dark Knight . Never mind. (Though if we got you all worked up with promises of summer-movie-inspired adult fare, we understand the TomKat is currently screening a double feature of XXX-Files: I Want To Be Fisted and Mamma All-Boy Anal Gangbang Mia! .) Thanks, Defamer editor-at-large Mark Lisanti, for The Dark Tip!