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Obama Won't Bridge Aisle Between Aliens, Monster

What would President Obama do about Monty, the Lovable Montauk Monster? Based on his divisive and bitter answer to a simple query about Martians and their hunger for our Earth women, it would depend on whether or not Monty's a Democrat. [Wonkette]

12:15 PM on Fri Aug 1 2008
By Pareene
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