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Alex Rodriguez won't be eating turkey with his tots. His estranged wife Cynthia says her "6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna." [P6]
♦ Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital after yet another "reaction to a medication." [NYDN]
Ann Coulter broke her jaw. And now her mouth has been wired shut! [P6]
♦ Kate Moss was spotted leaving a party with "some mysterious scratches on her cheek." [Daily Mail]
♦ Fashion designer Stacey Bendet and her husband, the son of former Disney CEO Michael Eisner, had a baby. [P6]

♦ Paris Hilton was invited to take to the stage at a club this past weekend. The friendly crowd responded by booing her. [P6]
♦ Boy George's trial has gotten underway. A male escort claims he was handcuffed to the wall and beaten with a metal chain. [E!, The Sun]
Bryant Gumbel's 29-year-old son was arrested for DUI last week. [TMZ]
♦ Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance is having a baby. [People]
♦ Shanna Moakler seems to be back by Travis Barker's side. And she's wearing her wedding ring again, too. [TMZ]
♦ Britney blames Kevin Federline for teaching their kids the F-word since she would never expose her kids to any bad influences, naturally. [The Sun]
♦ Supermodel Karolina Kurkova was named "Sexiest woman" by E! notwithstanding her lack of a belly button. [Mirror]