· Shia LeBeouf (not to mention his truck, his hand, his reputation and Transformers 2) has had better weeks.
· A 5.4 earthquake left us both shaken and stirred.
· The Dark Cock Knight ended its second week of mint-making and critic-threatening.
· Marketing milestones included Miley Cyrus for condoms and Manoj for Hallmark.
· While fans raved online, America's most respected critics gave The Hills two thumbs up.
· This year's Emmy host appears to have had some major work done recently.
· Republicans and celebrity: An idea whose time has come. And gone. That was fast!
· Except for Elisabeth Hasselbeck. But Whoopi Goldberg is working on it.
· A frozen George Lucas was a good (or at least a better) George Lucas.
· Our own Molly McAleer celebrated Take Your Son to Work Day.
· We'll ask again: Which male TV personality was caught weeping in a dollar store?
· The Tomfather was implicated in Scientology Mafiagate.
· A stolen story and Kevin Costner's own $20 million later, behold Swing Vote.
· Ali Lohan is meeting adults! Especially the dirty old ones!

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