A-Rod and Madonna Head South

It's the question that has been keeping you up for days now: Where is Alex Rodriguez going to spend Thanksgiving? First it was reported that A-Rod planned to stay in New York. Now People now says he plans to have dinner with his ex-wife and their two kids in Florida. But Madonna is on the scene, too! Maybe in the spirit of the holiday, they'll all just join together and be thankful for what they have? Kidding! [People, TMZ]
The parents of Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal are broke, apparently. [P6]
Did Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt really get married in Mexico or was it just an elaborate publicity stunt? [AP]

Remember how Ashlee Simpson's name was misspelled "Ashley" on the cover of OK! this week? Yea, well, now someone is out of a job. [P6]
Carson Daly is preparing to spawn. [People]
Gordon Ramsay has made a "grovelling apology" to his wife for having a mistress. [Daily Mail]
First Ann Coulter's jaw was wired shut. Now Rachael Ray won't be able to speak beginning December 16th when she has throat surgery. [People]
Madonna has has hired a "cleansing de-clutterer" to "exorcise the memories" of Guy Ritchie. [Mirror]
Jessica Stam's new boyfriend is Austin Cregg, the son of Huey Lewis. [P6]
Britney Spears says she feels old and boring. Welcome to your late 20s! [Reuters]
Ricki Lake is now hunting for men on Match.com, in case you're single and interested. [Janet Charlton]