Ha ha, China unblocked much of the internet this week as it moved to allow "free and unfettered" reporting around the Olympics, and look what happened: the entire country discovered that American "news" is full of lies written by cheap robots. This one was made by a cyclon photo director at Yahoo who wants the world to believe that China is still slaughtering people in Tiananmen Square, using furries. See, communists? This sort of madcap fun could be yours if you had a First Amendment! [Guardian]

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