Tucker Max's Movie Script

Yesterday we put out a call for the viciously panned script of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, the upcoming film written by I-totally-fucked-that-chick blogger Tucker Max. We immediately received about a dozen copies of the script, which is apparently being forwarded around Hollywood like a list of bad lawyer jokes. I also could have said "like herpes," and I could also follow up by joking that the script is about as funny as a bad lawyer with herpes, haha. Friends, it opens with Tucker Max fucking a deaf girl and screaming "DON'T TAZE ME, BRO!." It is that bad. After the jump, three of the most terrible moments from the film's first half. Jesus, bro:

1. The Dramatic Opening Scene:

Tucker Max's Movie Script

Tucker Max's Movie Script

Tucker Max's Movie Script

2. Bar Scene One: Tucker Max Has A Way With Women And Dudes Better Not Give Him Any Shit Bro:

Tucker Max's Movie Script

Tucker Max's Movie Script

Tucker Max's Movie Script

3. Bar Scene Two: Tucker Max Can Steal Your Sorostitute You Dumb Frat Boy So Watch Out Bro:

Tucker Max's Movie Script

Tucker Max's Movie Script

If we have the stomach, we'll bring you more lowlights soon bro!