• By Richard Lawson
    Aug 5, 2008 12:36 PM 5,422
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    "My Name Is Princess Yellowboots, and I Have Come For Katie Holmes."

    "Are You Sure This Is The Prom?"

    "Ho Ho, Childrens. You Are To Be Getting Coals In Your Stocking Sacks! And Little German Flags!"
    read more: #opencaption, #splash, #katieholmes, #thetheatre

    Elle Ronne Hubért

    [Former human being Katie Holmes on the way to rehearsals for "All My Sons," the Arthur Miller melodrama (is there any other kind?) in which she will be starring (alongside stage luminaries like Dianne Wiest, John Lithgow, and Patrick Wilson) on Broadway this fall; image via Splash]

    Steverino_Begins' new line beats the original, Brief Wish For a Whole Different Life Pauses Actress For a Second, Then Computer Chip In Head Blinks Back On


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